((sorry if I’ve been gone a while- I’m working on an RP group atm :3
oh yeah, and I have a shitton of real life stuff going on))
“I’m… sorry?”
She flickers into a different form with a sigh. “Well, there’s always one of you around, Doctor.”

“Never a moment’s peace- not with you around.”
((guess who has a cool new batman shirt
NOT YOU))
((i wanna do something heartbreaking like have insane!delta fall in love with someone and HAVE EVERYONE’S HEART CRUSHED when delta goes back to normal
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“Deal. But call me Koschei again and trust me honey, you’ll regret it.”
“I have a few ideas, but it really depends on you. And mutual enemies.”
“I had a feeling you might say that,” She chuckles, crossing her arms. “Well, I’m up for anything. I’m pretty much looking forward to anything that’ll cause a stir.”

“As much as it pains me to say so, everyone does have skills, no matter how irrelevant,” she responded.
“I will leave you like this, I’m sure someone else can fix you if you get desperate. But- if you still want an alliance, I’m all for it.”
“Fine- but don’t try and play me, Koschei. I know your past and your future, after all.”

“So- what’s first?”
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HATE
CHILDREN
/SCREAMS))
“But you see, the glitches are the only thing I really need from you, your other skills would be just as easy to acquire elsewhere.” She replies, a smirk slowly forming on her lips.
“Of course I know how. But then, it would make you so much more boring, and you were so nice when I was River.”
“Other skills?” She laughs, “I wasn’t informed that I had any.”

“Just leave me, then. Forget the others. Think of how great we’d be- just us.”
“The Doctor, hello…” he muttered, and then frowned for a moment. “Are… Are you a hologram? Imaging device of some kind?”
“I wish.” She grins, “I’m a TARDIS, actually. But I’m broken.”

“I’ve got a few extra bodies hanging around.”
“Charming aren’t you?” the Master responded irritably looking her other, it was a good copy, perfect down to the last detail.
“You’re still not taking it. This one is mine. Go take another River’s or something. Or even better steal the Doctor’s, he always has some spare.”
She glitches back to her own form with a satisfied smirk. “Well, if I can’t take your body, then you’re going to have to help me get rid of the others.”

“You’re a Time Lord, after all. You should know all about that kind of thing.”